iez’s

i was watching Hallmark channel when the phone suddenly rang…

me: yep?
she: i would like to conduct a short survey about use of electronics products at home. do you have time to just answer some of our questions?
me: yep… (although with hesitance)

part 1

she: do you use internet at work?
me: yep
she: do you use computer at work?
me: yep
she: how many hours a week do you spend working with computer?
me: (how would i know?.. ok, to be polite, i just say..) 10?
she: do you use internet for personal use?
me: (now she comes back to internet questions, sigh..) yep
she: how many hours a week do you spend browsing internet?
me: 4? (i believe it’s more than that. but, who cares? haha)
she: do you have mobile phone?
me: yep
she: how many hours per week do you talk on mobile phone?
me: (hey! i myself don’t know!) 4?
she: how many hours per week do you read and send sms?
me: (haha, she is gettin’ weirder and weirder.. if you ask me how many sms i write in a week, i may know.. you ask me hours?? i beg your pardon?) 1?

part 2:

she: can you please tell me if any of the people in the house have the following electronic device?
me: ok
she: television?
me: yep
she: plasma tv?
me: nope
she: dvd player?
me: nope
she: portable dvd player?
me: nope
she: gaming console?
me: nope
she: mp3 player?
me: yep
she: digital camera?
me: nope
she: video camcorder?
me: nope
she: mobile phone?
me: yep (you asked me this question already!!)
she: pc?
me: nope
she: laptop?
me: yep

part 3

she: how many laptop is there in the house?
me: 2
she: television?
me: 1
she: mp3 player?
me: 1
she: mobile phone?
me: 2

part 4

she: how do you connect your internet?
me: (internet question again???) broadbent

part 5

she: is anybody in the house plan to purchase the following devices in the next six months?

she: plasma tv?
me: nope
she: dvd player?
me: nope
she: portable dvd player?
me: nope
she: gaming console?
me: nope
she: mp3 player?
me: nope
she: digital camera?
me: nope
she: video camcorder?
me: nope
she: mobile phone?
me: nope
she: pc?
me: nope
she: laptop?
me: nope (arrggh.. this girl is driving me crazy)

part 6

she: are you a singaporean or pr?
me: nope
she: so you are a foreigner?
me: yep
she: sorry, this survey is only for singaporean or pr
me: (#!$%^$&!%$^&%$!$^*&%!$!!!) oh…?
she: but i appreaciate your time
me: ….

cleck…. tuuutt.. tuuutt… tuuuutt…..

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